An afternoon nap

My train was delayed this afternoon. “There’s a body,” the conductor explained, “And we’ll be delayed several minutes until the authorities give us the go-ahead.”

Well, so much for dinner with my family, so I thought.

A few minutes later, the conductor gave an update: turns out, it was just some dude taking a nap in the ditch by the tracks. Needless to say, the “poke ’em with a stick” technique–an advanced technique learned late in police training–dealing with people who lay next to train tracks was again shown to be effective.

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